Tuesday, September 3, 2013

The clone wars

Okay so in  the news lately Dr. Greg vena-douc-bag of timber Creek veterinary clinic decided to sue AQHA To register his little cloned horses...

Despite all doubts and fears he actually pulled it off and won the suit >:(




So now with his little victory behind him him and Mr. Abraham a local rancher have been getting with the local news media to brag about their win and text to people why cloning is such a wonderful idea and why all AQHA members have to suffer the fact that clone horses can now enter the registry until AQHA Wins an appeal *more rage*
So why and how does he justify his little $250,000 dollar venture? By stating simply  " it's just like French fries, those are clones and nobody cares..."
Excuse me but What the fuck does that even mean or justify your cloning horses?!? 
Wars are being ragged over horses being sent in and out of country for slaughter as the number of unwanted horses has become so large that rescue groups can no longer house them, so why add to it even more?
Another claim made by tweedle-dee and tweedle-dumb is that they can eliminate the use of euthanasia because the horses will be more hardy... Excuse me but I don't care if you wrap the damn things in bubble wrap, they are horses which means they will break legs, hurt themselves in theist impossible ways and colic on nothing so don't tell me that a cloned horse will be better or live longer that simply cannot be controlled or engineered!

Bettering the breed through selection combinations, that is what AQHA has and will always stand for in the hopes of making better more hardy horses for future generations. A horse in the thoroughbred world, secretariat, what if they would have just cloned good horses before he was born? Would there have ever been such an awesome horse? 
Cloning may have a benefit here and there but it needs to stay out of horse registries and out of the show ring! 

If he wants to register and show his little cloned horses why not make his own special little registry and have a great time at it!

1 comment:

  1. We should free the French fries - I mean identical twins, no, I mean *clones.* >> These people fail at life.

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